Alien Abduction April 18, 2008
Posted by Peter in : A Day in the Life , add a commentThe more we spend time with Lana, the more I realize that, for a baby, birth is like being abducted by aliens.
1. You are stripped from your home in a blinding white light
2. You are poked and prodded by unknown beings
3. You are constantly sedated (fed) to keep you docile
4. You are tortured (diaper changes, cleaning, blood tests, etc.)
5. The unknown beings are constantly looking down at you and speaking an unknown language with bright lights above them shining in your eyes
Poor things…
